Looks like they've got Britney Spears' back

Britney's got her sister back, her body back and maybe even her boys back ... must have been a busy week. She's all smiles on Life & Style ("I Got My Body Back!") and OK ("Sisters Reunited!").

She looks a bit like a lost eighth grader posing for her prom in the photo from her 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn's, baby shower, but anything that reunites her with her supportive, stable family is fine by us. Or just her regular family. It's better than Adnan.

Here's what the mags are talking about this week ...

Mariah's wedding to Nick Cannon surprised everyone, especially since the couple had been dating for only two months. One friend says they actually met and clicked a few years ago, but she thought he was too young for her then. So she canceled her birthday for the past few years and now they're all good!

The Jolie-Pitt family has relocated to France, where they will stay until the birth of their latest kid(s). For Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh, it's just another vacation in another mansion, waiting for another sibling or two, missing another two months of school. Same old, same old.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got engaged. That's great, but did she have to cover her hands with glitter on the night she was going to show off the ring? Is she 12

I know it's called a COSTUME Institute Gala, but c'mon, there were some serious doozies on the red carpet. Katie Holmes took a page right out of the old J.Lo playbook and made her skin just orange enough to match her dress. Amber Valletta and Naomi Watts took the "superhero" theme a bit too literally. And Amanda Peet? I just had a nightmare about her look and I'm not even sleeping.

"The Hills" feud simply will not die. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continue to talk about Lauren Conrad's supposed "sex tape" whenever they get the chance. Don't they feel a little bit sad that their fame is based on somebody ELSE's sex tape? I mean, that's about as low on the mooching pole as you can go.

Everyone's still abuzz about the steamy romance between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. No, they haven't seen each other since their first two dates last weekend.

Rob Lowe is in a bit of a mess, huh? Another nanny has stepped forward, this time accusing his wife, Sheryl Berkoff, of a whole bunch of awful things. I don't know who to believe in this whole story, but maybe Rob and Sheryl should watch their own kids for a while.

Lindsay Lohan is all set to appear in the finale of "Ugly Betty" as a former classmate of Betty's, as well as FIVE episodes next season. Maybe Lindsay's "Ugly Betty" character could do a spin- off with Britney's character from "How I Met Your Mother"?! Seriously, am I the only one who thinks of these things? Why isn't this happening already?

Is Nicole Kidman giving birth to a baby or a bug? Where. Is. Her. Bump?

Miley Cyrus performed at Disney World this week in a conservative outfit and no makeup. Can you say Damage Control?

Baba Wawa is spilling secrets this week. While promoting her new book, "Audition," on "Oprah," Barbara revealed she had an affair with a married senator in the '70s. Edward Brooke will neither confirm nor deny the allegations. Which means we're pretty sure Barbara ain't lying.

Regarding her reality show, Denise Richards told Red magazine,

"I'm in a no-win situation. If I have [daughters] Lola and Sam in the show, I'm exploiting them. If I don't, people will think I'm not a hands-on mom."

Um, she does realize that the whole reality show thing is totally optional, right? How about not doing it at all? That might be a win.

Gwyneth Paltrow promoted "Iron Man" in 7-inch heels last week, and sales of stilettos reportedly skyrocketed (no pun intended). Seven-inch heels! Why would she do this to womankind?
Jessica Simpson says before she met Tony Romo, other boyfriends made her feel "that I had to be deeper, more profound." Ah, no wonder she was so quiet.

People I've never heard of this week include: Whitney Cummings, Ashley Jones, Zoe McLellan, Jennifer Murphy, Sara Paxton. Words I taught my spell check this week include: Cummings, McLellan, Paxton.


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